Nah. Although when I was a kid
I did this "wanna see me blow smoke out my butt?" trick where you stick the lit end in your mouth and blow smoke out of the "butt" of the cigarette and accidentally ashed in my mouth too many times and wound up hurling. The kinds of human ashtrays I prefer are actually just human ashtray holders. It's a predicament, having to hold up an ashtray just right with your arms or your belly. Some fellas do a good job of it, though. I never had a female ashtray holder, though. That's not something I ever did with my girlfriends, for some reason or other. I am quite the sexist, though, so it's not a shock. I take it you're fond of being an ashtray, Mr. Walters?